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"Sometimes you really want something, but it's not meant to be. You need to have the courage to accept the things you cannot change."


on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay


i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child


"actually, that was due today”


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